mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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