I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
