So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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