Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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