i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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