just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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