Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
