Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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