oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
