hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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