a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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