I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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