I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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