Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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