I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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