is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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