My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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