Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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