The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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