u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I cannot find my penis.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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