He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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