We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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