how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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