your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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