mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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