You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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