we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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