Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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