Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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