My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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