Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When did angry sex become our thing?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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