Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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