i think my mom watched the whole time
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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