Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
