I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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