Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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