Can i not drive my cunt home
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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