sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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