you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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