so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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