At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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