We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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