i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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