But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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