You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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