I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Randomize
