It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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