Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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