I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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