even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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