We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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