His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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