I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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