we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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