You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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