Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
handjob tips. give me some.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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