So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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