I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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